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sionnach commented on the word magical bovine confectionery dispenser diorama
This is Elsie:
Elsie 1
I got her from some dude in Segovia, in trade for my magic beans. Elsie is no ordinary cow:
Elsie 2
But I think the dude cheated me, because after a few days, there were no more gold coins. Just exquisitely crafted regular chocolate poop, reminiscent of a David Foster Wallace story:
Elsie 3
Nonetheless, Elsie provides a goodly variety of candy options:
Elsie 4
With the right diet (hazelnuts and malt beer), the results can be amazing (Nutella and maltesers):
Elsie 5
But there were more surprises to come. One time Elsie got into the eggnog:
Elsie 6
It tasted just like a Cadbury's filled Easter egg!
But the best part was when I gave Elsie some Rosetta Stone French tapes to listen to. She found them very funny - couldn't stop laughing, and guess what?
Elsie 7
So, what have we learned? That cows bring us chocolate and cheese and milk, but hold on to your magic beans. If it's gold coins you want on a reliable basis, maybe you should consider buying a goose instead.
THE END
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Elsie the magic cow
March 21, 2009
bilby commented on the word magical bovine confectionery dispenser diorama
We love you Elsie, we do
We love you Elsie, we do
We love you Elsie, we do
Oooh Else we love you
What happened to the moorcock?
March 22, 2009
sionnach commented on the word magical bovine confectionery dispenser diorama
The moorcock sadly came a cropper in a freak collision with a flying fox.
March 22, 2009